Things that annoy me about the ungainly coworker

She's just on my last nerve with her Hoffa hack today, so I'm making an official list.

Things That Annoy Moi about Mz. Ungainly Succubus (look it up)

1. She pretty much whispers into the phone. God forbid anyone hear her insanely personal calls to her mom and the husband she berates daily.
2. She says "thing" as "thingk." There is no K, dipshit.
3. She says "okay" as "o-kye."
4. She ends every.single.call with "o-kye, bah-bye." in this weird trying-to-be-soft-but-she-still-sounds-like-a-dude voice
5. She literally lumbers around like it's her first day in this new sloth-like body. Honey, you've been toting that boot around for 30-some years now. Get used to it.
6. She shuffles her feet as she lumbers.
7. The cadence of her typing is annoying.

I may think (yes, that's think, as opposed to thingk) of more. Stay tuned.