Weird things bugging me today

I can't find a decent tongue ring that fits. I got pierced with a 10, and all the cool ones seem to come in only a 14. I need to call the piercing shop and find out my barbell length, so I can at least order online. What a PITA.

There is a man on my roof, chopping trees outside my bedroom window. When I walked my trash to the dumpster, said man and his tree-trimming cohorts ogled me. I hate being ogled.

My interview was changed from 12 to 1. I am antsy as it is. Must I wait another full HOUR before getting ready?

I am off to decide between Easy Mac and Easy Fries for my early lunch. I wonder what it is with me and the word 'easy'?